Samsung Galaxy S5 Review: Delicious Pasta With Needless Sauce

The Wrath of TouchWiz

Grab some popcorn, this is going to be a long section.

Like it or not, TouchWiz is a big part of S5, bigger than it ever was. And your only escape is rooting and installing a custom ROM. You can minimize the damage by installing a different launcher or turning off the animations and features you don’t like (the result is shown in the picture below) but by and large you can’t escape TouchWiz.

Thankfully, TouchWiz in Galaxy S5 is the fastest version of TouchWiz yet. But it still has the same problems. It is overloaded with bloat (more so now), unnecessary features and doesn’t look particularly good.

Samsung pre-installs their own version of almost all of Google’s default apps which are nowhere near as good as Google’s offering. Stats say Galaxy owners rarely use Samsung app but still, here they are. If you’re not going to use apps like Memo, S Voice or S Health, disable them so they don’t eat up your RAM.

Here’s a bit of trivia you can use to draw your own conclusions about TouchWiz. I needed to use Samsung Apps (Samsung’s version of Play Store) to download Gear 2 and Gear Fit manager apps, they aren’t available in the Play Store (why not Samsung? Oh, so I’d use your own store, got it). The first time I launched the app it said I needed to update the store. That’s weird because the Play Store takes care of that itself. Anyway, I was in a hurry and decided to “Update later” but then Samsung said I really had to install this update. If I didn’t, it would close the app. Then why give the “Update Later” option? Why not just give an “Exit app” option?

I decided to find my way in this world instead of taking a desk job. But Samsung has showed me what it would be like to work in an MNC. In a week’s use, I had to agree to at least a dozen license agreements.

Sometimes there were two different ones for a single feature. I understand the one when I’m setting up the phone. But why another for S Health? For Gear Fit? Even one for the Ultra power saving mode?

Instead of the rumored minimal and flat TouchWiz, all we got was a redesigned Settings menu that no one really asked for. The changes Samsung made are counterproductive. But thankfully you can revert to the list view from the menu. One good feature in the Settings app is the customizable “Quick Settings” (not to be confused with the Quick Settings in notification drawer) section where you can put 12 of your most used settings at the top.

Features, Features, Features

TouchWiz is feature-rich, we all know that. Compared to vanilla Android, it offers a lot of stuff. Some awesome, some gimmicky. Some needed, some nice to have, some you never asked for (looking at you again Settings app).

Galaxy Note’s multi-window feature can be found here as well. While not something you’d want to use all the time, it has its merits. Having two apps open that work hand in hand – a web browser and a note taking app can perhaps actually help you boost your productivity. The multi-window mode even lets you transfer stuff from one app to other just by drag and drop. So you can browse a large album of photos on one half of the app and just drop the important items into another app like Dropbox or Evernote in one gesture. There’s a mode that allows you to open links from certain apps directly in multi-window mode.

Samsung has also made big strides in power management. There’s a grayscale mode that turns the UI black and white which saves battery because the Super AMOLED screen doesn’t need to light up the black pixels. Turning it up a notch, we have Ultra power saving mode. It turns the display grayscale, only allows you to use six apps, turns off Wi-Fi and Bluetooth and disables internet when the screen is off. Your phone can last for weeks in this mode.

In the Settings app, you’ll find something called “One handed mode”. This lets you run the fully functioning OS in a smaller window so your thumb can finally reach up to the status bar.

One useful feature that’s well implemented is Private mode. After you turn it on from Settings, you can view the hidden files and images. Turn it off and it’s as if they never existed. That’s one less third party app you need to install.

Added to the list of Samsung’s overflowing bucket of gimmicks is the heart rate monitor.

Other much advertised feature of S5 is the heart rate monitor at the back. It gets the job done but it is slow and behaves just like any other heart rate monitor app out there that use the camera and the flash to detect your heart rate (as demonstrated in this video). The monitors on the Gear watches are a lot more useful because they are always on and can give you information on the fly.

Usability Vs Annoyance

No software is perfect, in fact most of the code out there is bad. We want a new OS every year, new features every month and we want everything to be faster. In this fast moving world, the software is shipped as soon as it is “good enough”. The bigger and more complicated the software, the worse it gets.

Every year TouchWiz gets bigger and heavier, adding unnecessary features and gimmicks and not to mention bloated apps that you can’t uninstall. Even the fastest processor till date can barely keep up with TouchWiz. And until now, TouchWiz was just something you tolerated to get the top of the line hardware/experience on Android. With HTC One M8 and Xperia Z2, that just isn’t true any more.

There’s a limit to how annoying software can be and still be useful. TouchWiz in Galaxy S5 crossed that line.

Fingerprint Scanner

The home button carries a fingerprint scanner. But the button is too short to act as a complete scanner so you have to swipe your finger just right to activate it. You guessed it, it doesn’t work well.

You can add up to three fingers and authenticate them in multiple angles to increase the probability of it working in one handed mode (in my case, it didn’t). Samsung suggests you hold your phone with one hand and swipe your finger or a thumb of the other hand perfectly straight on the sensor.

It has to be straight. It wont work if you go off from the button or swipe on an angle, swipe too fast or too slow. Basically, there are only so many ways to swipe your finger across a sensor and most of them are wrong.

Water Proof

When I showed the review unit to a friend of mine, the first thing he asked was “Have you tried using it under running water”? I had not. And I would not.

The S5 is IP67 water and dust resistant. You can dip the S5 in 1 meter deep water for 30 minutes and it should work fine. Notice it says resistant and not proof. Also, 1 meter is only about 3 feet. So jumping in the swimming pool with the S5 to take that underwater selfie probably isn’t going to end well. The USB port is protected by the flap but the headphone jack is wide open. When you remove the back cover, you see that the internal seal doesn’t protect everything. It leaves the camera module and the speaker grill unsealed.

So if you happen to drop this in water, don’t turn it on or start using it at once. Open it up, shake out the water, let it dry and then power it on. The internal seal means that the battery and the internals won’t be affected, that is unless you use it under running water.

Running water that comes out of your faucet is pressurized, meaning it has a better chance at breaking the internal seal and messing up the phone’s internals than still water.

Battery Life

The battery life of the Indian version with the power hungry octa-core processor is just ok. You can get a day’s worth of battery life if you stretch it. The best I got was about 34 hours of standby and 4 hours of screen-on. The worst was just an hour and half of screen-on time in half a day but I had Data, Location and Bluetooth turned on the entire time.

If you buy the S5, battery life is something you’ll have to manage on your own.

The Relevance Of Samsung

In 2014, it’s not about the specs anymore. You know we’ve left that station when a sub $200 Moto G (and even Moto E!) opens apps and works just as smoothly as a $700 Galaxy S5. I know that’s not a fair comparison but at least on one scale they are equal.

It is about the experience and the long term usability of a device. TouchWiz in S5 isn’t the iOS 7 design overhaul we hoped it would be. Not only is TouchWiz not improving, in some ways, it’s getting worse. The use of unnecessarily loud and bight colors are distracting instead of helpful. The core TouchWiz UI still looks the same, even more dull now.

With every update, TouchWiz keeps getting worse.

As consumers, our instinct is to always want something “new” and marketers have exploited that to sell us things we don’t really need. But it’s not just about new. It’s about better. So the question that needs answering is..

Is Galaxy S5 Better?

The screen is spectacular, and the camera takes some of the best images I’ve seen on a smartphone. Even with TouchWiz pulling its leg, the phone is still blazing fast (except when it isn’t, like in the Gallery app).

But is that enough for you to move on from your current phone? The iPhone 5 or 5s’s screen although small is just as good and so is its camera. S4’s screen isn’t as vibrant but has the same resolution.

Even if you wanted to upgrade, and you need a big screen, you have a couple of options. HTC One M8’s screen is just as amazing, the Sense UI isn’t nearly as cumbersome as TouchWiz and the speakers on One dwarfs any other phone out there. But it has one tragic flaw, which is the camera. Is the camera really that important? Look at Xperia Z2. It has a 20 MP camera that also takes amazing pictures, has a 5.2 inch screen that’s a lot better than previous Xperia phones, comes with a fast processor and Xperia’s custom skin is a lot more close to vanilla Android than TouchWiz.

Since the Galaxy S series came to be and right till the S3, the reason people bought millions of these devices was Samsung truly had the best hardware and specs for any Android phone. Yes, TouchWiz was bad but it was the price you paid to have the top of the line experience. Today, that’s just not true.

Final Words

If you’re looking for a flagship phone and you need a sharp screen and the best in class camera more than anything else, go with Galaxy S5. If the over all usability, software experience, beautiful hardware design and long term use is what you’re after, go to a store and take a look at HTC One M8 and Xperia Z2 before handing over your hard earned cash.